Your stories.
Their speech.
Tell us who they are and the moments only you know. You get a finished speech you can stand up and read, cut down to the length you asked for.
Before you pay.
What do you actually need from me?
Two or three real stories only you know — what happened, who was there, why it mattered — plus your role, how you know them, the tone you want, and how long the speech should run. Vague memories make a vague speech; specific ones make a good one. Anything you do not give us, we mark [ADD FACT] rather than invent.
Will it sound like me, or like a robot wrote it?
It is written for the mouth, not the page — short sentences, natural pauses, your stories in your own words. It only uses what you tell it, so a thin brief gets a thin speech and a good brief gets a good one. Nothing generic gets added to pad it out.
What if it gets a name or a story wrong?
It cannot invent a story, a date, or a person it was not given — where a detail is missing, it writes [ADD FACT: what is needed] instead of guessing. If something still reads wrong once you have the speech, that is what the revisions are for.
Can I change it after I have paid?
Yes — three revisions are included in the price. Say what to change and we redo it; no extra points, no second payment.
What does it actually cost?
£7 buys 7,000 points, one pack. Wedding Speech Writer has a ceiling of 3,500, so one payment covers two full speeches — or one speech now with the rest saved for another job. It only spends what a speech actually costs, and a job that fails to generate spends nothing at all.
Other jobs Unfussed does.
One £7 pack buys 7,000 points and any of them can spend it — see all nineteen jobs.
- Fix My ListingPaste a product listing and get a scored report plus a paste-ready title, description and bullets.
- Write My CardOccasion, recipient and one true detail in — a card message plus warmer and shorter versions out.
- Write My ComplaintBusiness, timeline and evidence in — a ready-to-send complaint and an escalation route out.
Selling something instead? Fix My Listing also comes tuned to Etsy, eBay, Amazon, Vinted, Depop, Facebook Marketplace, Airbnb, property, room adverts, cars, Google Business Profiles and trade profiles.
Three newer jobs: Listing Video turns five to twenty of your own photographs into a short walkthrough or walkaround, Check This Scam reads a message you were not expecting and tells you what is visible in it and what you can check for yourself, and Explain My Document puts a letter, bill or notice into plain English.