Warm first.
Funny after.
Tell us who he is when nobody's performing, and the moments only you can tell. You get a finished speech built to be said aloud, not read off a screen.
Before you pay.
What do you actually need from me?
Two or three real moments you can describe properly, plus what he is like when nobody is performing, what changed when he met his partner, how you know him, the tone you want and how long it should run. The what-he's-like question is the one worth taking your time over — it is where the best material comes from.
Will the jokes actually land, or will it play it too safe?
It writes jokes from what you tell it is true and specific about him, not from a bank of best-man material — so a thin brief gets a thin speech and a properly told story gets a real laugh. It will not write anything whose punchline is humiliation rather than recognition, because that line is where a joke stops being funny and starts being cruel.
What if it gets a story or a name wrong?
It cannot invent a memory, a nickname or a person it was not given — where a detail is missing, it writes [ADD FACT: what is needed] instead of guessing. If something still reads wrong once you have the speech, say what to change and it writes it again.
Can I change it after I have paid?
Yes — say what to change and it runs again. A change is another run from your balance, charged only for what it uses.
What does it actually cost?
Top up once to start. Jobs cost pence from your balance, and you are charged only what they actually use. A job that fails to generate spends nothing at all.
Other jobs Unfussed does.
Top up once. Jobs cost pence from your balance — see all thirty jobs.
- Fix My ListingPaste a product listing and get a scored report plus a paste-ready title, description and bullets.
- Fix My Etsy ListingThe same scored rewrite, tuned to what actually moves an Etsy search result.
- Fix My eBay ListingA title, specifics and description tuned to eBay's own search and Best Match.
- Fix My Amazon ListingA title, bullets and description that respect Amazon's own character caps and banned claims.
- Fix My Vinted ListingA title and description tuned to how buyers actually search Vinted.
- Fix My Depop ListingA caption and hashtags tuned to how buyers actually browse Depop.
- Fix My Facebook Marketplace ListingA title and description tuned to Marketplace's own search and safety norms.
- Fix My Airbnb ListingA title and description tuned to what actually moves an Airbnb search result.
- Fix My Property ListingPaperwork about a property you are also trying to sell or let.
- Fix My Google Business ProfileA profile description and posts tuned to Google's own guidelines.
- Fix My Room AdvertA room advert tuned to what actually gets a reply on SpareRoom.
- Fix My Car AdvertA description tuned to what actually moves an Autotrader search result.
- Fix My Trade ProfileA trade profile tuned to what actually earns a call-back.
- Fix My Van AdvertPaste your van advert and get a scored report, a rewrite, and every payload, MOT class, ULEZ or VAT-qualifying claim you cannot back flagged rather than repeated.
- Fix My Gumtree AdvertSelling something that is not a vehicle, local and cash-and-collection.
- Wedding Speech WriterYour memories and tone in — a finished speech, cue cards and a shorter backup version out.
- Maid of Honour Speech WriterAnswer a few questions and get a finished maid of honour speech, cue cards and delivery notes — the partner included, not just named in the toast.
- Father of the Bride Speech WriterAnswer a few questions and get a finished father of the bride speech, cue cards and delivery notes — nothing assumed about your family.
- Eulogy WriterAnswer a few gentle questions and get a finished eulogy you can read aloud, plus notes for delivering it while grieving.
- Retirement Speech WriterAnswer a few questions and get a finished, speakable retirement speech plus cue cards and delivery notes.
- Leaving Speech WriterAnswer a few questions and get a finished, speakable leaving speech plus cue cards and delivery notes.
- Christmas Toast Speech WriterAnswer a few questions and get a finished, speakable Christmas toast plus cue cards and delivery notes.
- Wedding Thank-You NotesPaste your gift list and get a full batch of distinct wedding thank-you notes, one per gift.
- Funeral Order of ServiceAnswer a few gentle questions and get a complete funeral order of service — the running order and the words for each part — ready to print.
- Wedding Vows WriterAnswer a few questions and get your wedding vows, written to be said out loud, plus a short version for nerves.
- Personalised PoemAnswer a few questions and get one finished, personal poem — built from what they actually love.
- Positioning AuditA critique of your positioning, plus a bio, taglines and content pillars.
- Content CalendarTurn your niche and your pillars into a dated, slot-by-slot posting plan.
- Bio RewriteOne bio, taken apart and rebuilt in three lengths you can paste straight in.